if i go to the mall by myself will people think i’m independent or will they smell the stench of my loneliness

why do weird dudes always tell me about how lonely they are like you’re not a special snowflake and i’m not going to cure the fact that you don’t have a girlfriend just go away goddamnit

my grandma made me feel bad about my weight so i bought a piece of cheesecake with her credit card.

I wonder if cows gossip about who has the biggest utters..

i have the sex appeal of potatoes and math

Smoking at a rest stop by myself bc i can’t smoke in my grandma’s car and people are staring at me

*looking at old photos of self*

can’t tell if face has improved or gotten worse…

GUYS HELP ME MAKE MY BOYFRIEND A REACTION PHOTO BC THIS IS JUST TOO PERF OK. YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO USE IT.

Oh get over it. I bet you still pick your nose and eat your boogers you weirdo.

I think there’s an unwritten law about reblogging someone’s personal posts… I mean those are inner thoughts and feelings. Just saying.